Someone send me tell me some freaky shit that happened to them on anon or whatever I’m in the mood to hear disgusting stuff

My dream is to do a handstand while a girl is slobbering all over my dick one day

hayiey:

I aspire to be Megan Fox hot where people literally can’t find anything wrong with me so they hate on my thumbs

Someone come have sex with me I got 75 cents and ramen noodles

oomshi:

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

I’m about to shit myself

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

No

Lmfao there’s gonna be so many pictures of no headband lebron soon just watch

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

Heat fans blaming the refs for breathing too hard during free throws

-pokemonmaster:

No matter how many times I listen to Bound 2 I always get sad